A man was in court for breaking into a ladies' clothing store. "It says here you have broken into the dress shop 4 times, " said the judge. "Is this correct?"
"Yes," answered the suspect.
"Yet you stole only one dress?"
"One dress, your Honor."
"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in 4 times?"
:Yes, your Honor," sighed the suspect. "The first 3 times, my wife didn't like the color."