The Dress

A man was in court for breaking into a ladies' clothing store.  "It says here you have broken into the dress shop 4 times, " said the judge.  "Is this correct?"

"Yes," answered the suspect.

"Yet you stole only one dress?"

"One dress, your Honor."

"One dress?" echoed the judge.  "But you admit breaking in 4 times?"

:Yes, your Honor," sighed the suspect.  "The first 3 times, my wife didn't like the color."