Shopping Trip

 Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.
     "Cash, check, or charge?" the cashier asked after folding the items Jennifer had bought.  As she fumbled for her wallet the cashier noticed a television remote control in her purse.
     "Do you always carry your TV remote?" the casher asked.
     "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the best retaliation."