Reading the Bible

The teacher in our bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert.  "The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!'" she began.  "Now the Lord will give you meat.  You will not eat if for just a day, or 2 days, or 5, or 10 or 20 days, but for a  month — until  you loathe it."  When the woman finished, she paused, looked up and said, "Hey, isn't that the Atkins diet?"