Lost at the Park

One day a police car pulled up to my neighbors' house and the elderly gentleman that lived there with his wife got out.  The police explained to the wife that the elderly gentleman said that he had gotten lost while he was in the park.

"Why George," said the wife, "You've been going there for 30 years!  How on earth could you say you had gotten lost?"

Leaning close to his wife so the policeman wouldn't hear, he whispered, "Wasn't exactly lost.  I was just too tired to walk home."