Home Security Guard

Have you heard the one about the home security guard who got fired for saving his boss's life?

One day the guard dreamed that his boss was going to be in a plane crash on a businiess trip to Zimbabwe.  Upon learning that his boss was soon going to be flying to Zimbabwe, he told his boss about the dream he had, and convinced his boss to cancel it.

The next day on the news they learned that the plane did indeed crash.  The boss gave him a reward, then fired him on the spot, saying that a good guard shouldn't be sleeping on the job!