Animal Thoughts

Dog:  "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a 3 second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes . . . .Oh boy!  Fish flakes!

Dog:  "Man, why do they keep rubbiing my nose in it?  I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish:  "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank.  So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot:  "Tease, tease, tease!  But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker?  I DON'T THINK SO!"

Cat:  "Why are these people in my house?

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap!  There's a new one."