Two Friends

Two friends are having a drink at the bar.  One says to the other, "You know, I ran into George on the street yesterday.  He looked terrible, all beat up."

"Really?" the friend said  "What  happened to him?"

"That's what I said.  I said, 'George, what happened to  you?  I thought you were living the life of Riley.'  And then George says to me, 'I was, but he came home unexpectedly.' "