Two friends are having a drink at the bar. One says to the other, "You know, I ran into George on the street yesterday. He looked terrible, all beat up."
"Really?" the friend said "What happened to him?"
"That's what I said. I said, 'George, what happened to you? I thought you were living the life of Riley.' And then George says to me, 'I was, but he came home unexpectedly.' "