Two Drunks

Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer.  All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail.  His buddy says, "Don't worry.  Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly.  First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead.  Then shove the bottles underneath the seat and let me do the talking."

They pull over and the cop walks up to the car.  He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license.  And the cop asks him, "Have you been drinking?"  "Oh no sir," the driver replies.

"I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway.  Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?"

"On, no, sir," the drunk answers.  "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight."

"Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?"

"That's easy, Officer." says the drunk.  "You see, we're both alcoholics, and we're on the patch."