To God from the Dog

Dear God:  Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God:  When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?  Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God:  Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog?  How often do you see a cougar riding around?  We do love a nice ride!  Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God:  If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God:  More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God:  Are there mailmen in  Heaven?  If there are, will I have to apologize?