TWITTER: I'm eating a donut.
FACEBOOK: I like donuts.
FOURSQUARE: This is where I eat donuts.
INSTAGRAM: Here's a vintage photo of my donut.
YOUTUBE: Here I am eating a donut.
LINKED IN: My skills include donut eating.
PINTEREST: Here's a donut recipe.
LAST FM: Now listening to "donuts".
G+: I'm a Google employee who eats donuts.
