Renewing Their Vows

A couple had been married for 50 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows.  They were discussing the details of their second wedding with their friends.  She was't going to wear a traditional bridal gown, and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear.  One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress.  She replied, "Silver."  At that point her husband chimed in, "Yep, silver . . . to match her hair."

Shooting a glaring look at his bald spot, her friend shot back, "So, I guess you're going barefoot."