Name Tags

My wife, Anne, is used to having her name mangled.  Invariably, people drop the 'e' and spell it the more conventional way, 'Ann'.  As I was signing us up for a seminar recently, the woman making the name tags asked for our names.

"It's Duke and Anne", I said, "Anne, with an 'e'".

My wife spent the rest of the day wearing a name tage that read 'Enn'.