Mow the Lawn

Ways to get your teenager to mow the lawn:

Hide his car keys out there somewhere.

Lightly spray paiint an embarrassing message about your teen on the lawn.  "Well, there's only one way to get rid of it."

Put a video game controller on the lawn mower handle.

"If you don't, I will . . . in bermuda shorts,with black socks and dress shoes."