Men and Women

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," – lets her.

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her – gets mad.

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," – lets her and she gets mad – says, "Now what are you mad about?"

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself" and her lets her – gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" – says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."