Conceal-Carry Permit

A while back, I made a traffic stop on an elderly woman.  As she looked for her driver's license, I  noticed  her conceal-carry permit.

 "Do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" I asked.

"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box," she said.

"Do you have any other firearms?"

"A 9mm Glock in the center console."

"Is that all?"

"And a .38 Special in my purse," she admitted.

I smiled.  "What are you so afraid of?"

Looking me right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."