Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but finding peace deep within it.
Ugly Dress
Saleswomen hold up an ugly dress and say "It looks much better on." On what? On fire?
More Laughter
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. – Stephen King
Laugh
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically, for no apparent reason, and they'll leave you alone.
Buddha~
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die!
$100
I gave my father $100 and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier." So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
Efficiency
The only person who had all their work done by Friday, was Robinson Crusoe!