Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed, or you have a headache, dry throat and are unaware of what year you’re in.

Everything is funnier when you’re not supposed to laugh.

Scrabble: It’s all fun and games until someone loses an “I”.

Life was much simpler when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits!

They passed school without Google!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

I wonder how Police on bikes arrest people.  "Alright, get in the basket…"

But it gets boring.  So I go back to being me!

My favorite part of a conference call is the first 20 minutes of "Who just joined?"

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.