Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
Goldfish: "Just because I have a 3 second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes . . . .Oh boy! Fish flakes!
Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbiing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? I DON'T THINK SO!"
Cat: "Why are these people in my house?
Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one."